Insanity: "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein.
Here we go again, another year, another Derby trail. I have this wonderful comfort zone, my happy place, where my ROI is pretty phat and I feel like I actually know what I'm doing, but I just can't leave well enough alone. With the annual return of the
Wire Players Derby Dozen Poll it's time I figure out these three year olds. We had a
rollicking' good time last year and I hope you enjoy our Top 12 polls and the free spirited fun that goes into them. Joe Hirsch would not be amused. What Dear Ol' Mr. Hirsch would respect is the Derby Dozen folks were pretty high on
Animal Kingdom last year, well most of them except this idiot bald fella who loved
Archarcharch. Pictured above is Mighty
Hard Spun, the 2007 winner of the
LeComte. Picture
by Jane and we thank her for our use.
It's most likely a
wet day in the Big Easy tomorrow so keep your eyes on the changing
track conditions and the tote board of course. As this is a CDI track, you'll just have to deal with the very lame track website.
Before I go to far I will admit the Turk has been in a real horse racing funk since the Breeders' Cup, which quite honestly, was not the most exciting two days of racing I've been to. Quite possibly the annual lamest excuse of an awards show was conducted last week, the Eclipse Awards, and I'm just appalled at the quality and depth of what is considered worthy champions. I really believe that a horse should have to achieve some sort of "super majority" of votes to win an award, and I don't think there is anything wrong with not having an annual winner if there isn't a deserving nominee, it shouldn't be the lesser of three evils. I was happy for winner
Claire Novak, the enterprising young turf writer who is such a champion of good within our sport. Claire won for her journalism chops, her merits, not because of anything else, and Little Turk and I congratulate her. Long story short, I'm starting to feel it again. You can't fake it, and us humans, well were human, good weeks and bad. I thank my friend Steve at Wire Players who unwittingly rekindled my fire by getting the band back together again.
Let's get it on!
Thomas Amoss is a Fair Grounds Hall of Fame member and he has some pretty impressive horse in the outside spot,
Shared Property, a gelded son of
Scat Daddy. He's got the biggest Tomlinson for the distance (396) and is a Grade 3 winner over the fake stuff already. Amoss wins 33% of the time, in 396 starts, over dirt.
Larry Jones, the Turk's personal favorite dirt horse trainer, brings in
Mr. Bowling, a modestly bred son of
Istan for breeder/owner Brereton C. Jones, the former Governor of Kentucky and a righteous man who thought it was a
good idea to post these in schools. 2 wins on fast dirt, a win at the distance and some very impressive work over the FG track, including a fine :58 and 4/5ths on the 9th of January and a 1:00 and 2/5ths at 5 furlongs and 1:12 4/5ths at 6 furlongs, all in past month. Robbie Albarado up.
You have to respect 22% FG winner Rosie Napravnik when teamed with 29% FG winner Al Stall Jr. The combo works at a 36% win clip at FG on 25 tries. They together bring in
Stormy Atlantic's son,
Seven Lively Sins. Stall wins off the 61-180 day layoff 38% of the time. Not sure if he's a finisher and looking the other way right now.
One of Zayat's coupled entries is
Z Dager, coming in off a sloppy effort at FG at this distance, taking the wire at 14.7 to 1. Assmussen trains the son of
Mizzen Mast. The other half of the couple is
Dan and Sheila, trained by Pletcher with Johnny V up. Second effort in career, breaking maiden in December at 1 mile at Gulfstream.
Exfactor, an
Exchange Rate colt (very handsome by the way), has been very consistent in 4 starts, winning three over the dirt with a a Place in his MSW first try. Won at 6f at FG last time out by a nose and a Grade 3 winner.
An
Artie Shiller son,
Hammers Terror, looks pretty solid working up at FG for this effort.
Trainer Stidham clips along at 25% wins over dirt but only 3% winner in this angle, the 2nd effort off a 45-180 day layoff. That's gotta just be a quirk in the stats? Hard to say, but the numbers are the numbers. :59 3/5ths at 5f and :48 flat at 4f, both at FG, as well as one win at this distance on fast dirt at FG. Tomlinson on wet dirt lowest in the field.
Capetown Devil, a 3 YO gelded son of
Cape Town, is also a winner at this distance over this fast dirt at FG on 30 December. 3 for 3 lifetime. Trainer David Carol 0% winner, 4 starts in graded stakes.
So what am I thinking?
I'll string some superfectas and trifectas off of my base handicap; If it gets as sloppy as it appears it may, I'll expect some scratches and we'll just slide the coupled entry of
Dan and Sheila and
Z Dager up as needed into the top four.
I had a good time tonight handicapping this FG card and blogging about this race. Race 9, The
Louisiana Handicap is really my sweet spot, handicap division over a route of dirt, and Mr. Jim Tafel has
Fast Alex cranked up already and Pletcher has
Alma d' Oro. This will be a fun race, goes to post at 3:55 CT, 4:55 ET.
Have Fun, Turk Out!
The business end of the Turkey, where all my best handicaps come from.
